Total Medals Earned: 162 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,990 Points
Medals Earned: 4/21 (25/390 points)
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
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Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/445 points)
beat first level
kick 500 bricks overall
kick 100 bricks in one level
recover burn energy
kick 30 bricks in a row
get an additional life
reach 500m mark
survive after the ball speedup
slow down 2 times in a row
kick 200 bricks in one level
kick 1000 bricks overall
kick 60 bricks in a row
kick 5000 bricks overall
kick 500 bricks in one level
reach 1000m mark
kick 100 bricks in a row
reach 2000m mark
reach maximum water level
beat all levels
Medals Earned: 5/13 (55/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Buy every skill.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/430 points)
Earn 100K
Earn something in the Tutorial
Earn exactly! 96600 points in the Tutorial level
Earn 250K
Earn 350K
Complete level without touching Fishes
Earn more than 96600 points in Tutorial level
Earn more than 400K
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/355 points)
First destruction
First collected diamond
Complete training
Produce oil
Collect more than half of the diamonds
Complete level #10
Complete all levels
Collect all diamonds
Blow up all stones
Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
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Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/230 points)
Awarded for a combination of displacement per stroke
10 activated bombs
50 used bananas
50 used magnets
For completing the game
Medals Earned: 29/32 (380/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.